Jack the Fugitive

I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE! I DON’T CARE! ha ha ha. In this game you help Jack find his wife….look…..obviously they had a fight….it was probably over something stupid like he didn’t put the toilet seat down, or answered with a “HELL YEAH” when she asked him if her butt looked too big, she split, probably went to get some groceries or something and now Jack’s gone all gun happy and shoots everyone who gets in his way until he finds her…

So help this maniac find his missus quick!

(25 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)

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Banana Dash World 2

A fun way to kill ten minutes of a boring day! You know…one of those days when you’re so bored that you’ve been picking your nose for an hour and building a small fortress with all the treasures you’ve found up there!

What? …….you don’t do that? Well me neither…..I just heard from a friend of a friend that some people do that

(24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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HyperDrive X

After failing level one for the seventy first time  I started to wonder if maybe I was doing something wrong. On my hundred and twenty first try I decided to read the instructions

The trick with this one is to fly through the correct shapes which give you the fast speed!……

Give it a go!

(30 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)

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Detonate 2

BOOOOOOMMM!!!! Is what this game would say if it could talk!

Hmmmnnn…that is possibly the gayest intro I’ve ever written to a game review…Oh oh! Darn it! Now you’re probably gonna search through my posts and bring out all the other, even worse intros that I’ve written……oohhhhh how do I save myself now…I have to finish with a really clever outro…..

LISTEN TO THIS KIDS: BOMBS DON’T KILL! PEOPLE KILL!

Hmmmnnn…..Well that’s not really true…when a bomb goes off accidentally then it kills….or if a bomb is designed to have artificial intelligence, then it could also have the ability to potentially kill if it had the desire to do so…..hmmnnnnn……Mind Boggling Topics! You won’t find this level of quality anywhere else folks! Only here at www.pencilkids.com (Tell your friends!)

(18 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)

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Ninja Glove

Do you posess ninja fingers? Well i’ts time to prove it in this very fun little game by www.ninjadoodle.com

I seem to only be a ninja pinky at this moment which makes me PATHETIC in the ninja world…..but with years of dedicated training I think I may one day make it all the way to ninja thumb….which is the peak of ninja status. Now I just have to get off this chair and move around a little……hmmnnnnnnn maybe I’ll just stay sitting for a little while longer, afterall too much movement cannot be good for you either…and I already used my arm to butter my toast this morning.

(29 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Star Force - Episode 1

A great looking game that’s kinda fun as you make your way all the way to that pathetic little planet called Earth! 

I always wanted to be a space shooting dude….but then again I also always wanted to be a cowboy, a pirate, a ninja, a secret agent and about a thousand other things……….but as I grew up I became more realistic and I realized that I could not be so silly with my ambitions anymore. So these days I focus my energy purely on just being a good ninja. Yeah…..those darn shurikens sure are getting expensive with that recession and all…….

(16 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)

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BoomBot

BOOOOOMM!!!! He’s so cute isn’t he? Flying all over the place like that with that blood squirting!!!! Ahhhhhhh…… Another game from Ninja Kiwi…..from New Zealand……there’s a lot of Ninja Kiwi’s in NZ actually, yeah……. you have to be careful where you go at night around here as those darn flightless birds can be a menace! With their little nun-chucks and stuff. Last week I almost got a ninja star in my eye at the supermarket! Good thing I have the reflexes of a Koala and the vision of a mole…otherwise I’d be in real trouble!

(21 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)

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Tilt and Roll

Do you guys remember that game where you get like a pack of cards and you lay them out on the table……then you turn over one randomly and you try to match it by picking another card that is the same….and then it’s your mom’s turn but she’s too busy watching TV so you make the move for her and suprisengly she actually does better then you …even though you were in control and you were trying to actually sabotage her move but you messed up and now she’s winning??

Well this game IS NOTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a simple but fun tilting game where your aim is to land the ball in the hole!

(18 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Cake Quest

This one’s for all ya fatties out there!! You know who you are! Yeah that’s right! You there with the one hand in that bucket of chicken skins with gravy on top….. Hmmnnnnnnn chicken skinnnnsssssss! This game makes me hungry….. it’s really cool and funny, I like the sound you make when you eat too much and then try to jump. That little “UUghhhh”.

You’ll have to use that rusty old brain cell of yours for this one, even though I realize this may be difficult due to your brain being pure lard! But give it a go anyway! I’m off to suck on some chicken skin…….DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!!!

(29 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)

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Pirath

Arrrgggghhhhh matey! Can yee spot dee differences between deese pictures? If ya can’t….you’ll have to walk the plank……..and you know wot dat means….don’t ya????? No….hmmmnnnnn……me either……… I think it’s some kinda dance like the moonwalk??? Yeah that’s it! The PLANK WALK!…… No?????? Oh well…….

Interesting game Try it (Ignore me….I’m an idiot!)

(29 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)

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Hi guys! First of all I’d like to thank you for your ongoing support! It means a lot to me when I see that you really do like the games I make.

It’s really great how the games industry seems to have come full circle since I was a kid. I remember thinking how cool it would be creating games at home.  As I grew up the gaming industry changed from the c64 days…when guys would sit in their basement’s in hopes of being rich after creating the next hit….. to the more commercial gaming  days when 3-D graphics took over everything and no-one would play anything else…..and now when it’s back to guys like me or small teams creating flash games in their homes for the love of it!!! I’m just glad you’re enjoying my work and I hope you will continue to do so….

I’ve put together a top ten list of my own personal favorite top 10 games of all time so you can see what inspires me!

(55 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)

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Bowman 2

This game is more fun than shooting a real bow!!! Especially cos when you shoot a real bow and the arrow happens to go through some person’s head, your parent’s are always on your case……”Don’t shoot the bow at your brother! He’s already lost an eye because of you….blah…blah…blah….! You know what I’m talking about!

This is by Freeworldgroup.com!

(31 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)

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The Adventures Of Buttlock

Ha ha ha……buttlock…….reason enough to play this game…..get your swords out……hmmmnnn that didn’t sound right…….. But seriously!!!! This game is fun…..SO PLAY IT!!! It is made by Bryan Syngh. A lot of slashing and stuff of that sort to save some chick

(36 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

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JACK VAN CELL - STINGER SNIPER

Hello guys!! Finally I’ve finished this brand new game for you…..it took me awhile so I really hope you enjoy it! Please let me know what you thought……Well ENJOY!

DESCRIPTION:

You, Jack Van Cell, are part of an Underground Militia Group fighting against the forces of the growing population of Bio-robotic beings called the Stingers. Put an end to the Stingers Regime by completing the missions assigned to you by your contact.

Shooting Missions:
Then use your mouse to move the scope and your left mouse button to shoot.

Point and Click Missions:
Click on objects and locations on the screen to progress through each mission.

(88 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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