Monster Basement

This is one cool point and click! Some scary stuff playing this all by yourself, at night, with no lights on, stuck in a coffin, bound and gagged, no power, no water to drink, no food to eat!!!!

Well a few of those are just ridiculous…especially the one with no power??? I mean how would you run your computer inside your coffin??? Bet you didn’t think of that!!!

(31 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)

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Head Defence

This game is like when we played soccer as kids! But instead of bombs they were rocks thrown at us by the gypsy kids in our neighbourhood…..hmmnnn good times

This is a fun little short game! It sometimes gets really frustrating and I just wanna beat up the computer character, he just keeps shoving me!!!

Oh well I have to remember it’s just fun…..I can’t take it too seriously….I’ll just take my medication as the doctor prescribed……yeah much better….I feel like a weight has lifted of me…Ok let’s try again…………………………………………(five minutes later….) F($#)($*)CCK*%**NG!!! B#FHEH*#ST#@#*RD!!!! C())$%*()@#(CK$#@*(*SU%#*(%*(CK$($*(R!!

(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)

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Golden Arrow

This is one for a five minute break! I still cannot seem to get the GOLD medal…All this time I’ve been using my Girlie name (’Robin’) as a cool comparison to that dude in tights…. ‘Robin Hood’, whilst trying to get away from the comparison to another, but ‘kinda gay’ dude in tights….’Robin’ of Batman and Robin….

After playing this I realize that I don’t deserve to be compared to Robin Hood as I simply SUCK at shooting a bow!!!! So I guess I’m off to the Batcave…..

(17 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)

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Lawnmover Adventure

There is rarely ever a game that is so terribly bad that it is actually GOOD!

This game is one of those rare gems that you need to play! It doesn’t take long…and I think even a monkey with a lobotomy could do it… so please do try to get to the end…as I think the game needs to be completed to really be appreciated in it’s entirerity!

(29 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)

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Filler

If you enjoy playing with big balls then this one’s for you!!! The further you go the more bouncing balls appear and the more annoying  (sorry I meant…’challenging’….the game gets

This is also good practice if you’re intending to perform as a clown at a kids birthday party. Pretend the circles you create are the balloons you’re blowing up and the small circles are the hyperactive kids wanting to pop them

I’m sure most people played this by now but if you haven’t then definitely give it a go!!!

(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)

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That’s right! I’m in the magical Czech Republic as we speak. A place where the golden liquid flows like the river Nile, where the girls are like walking billboards, where deep fried cheese is as cheap as dirt and the hills are made of sausages………

Updates:

1. Upon my return I will be releasing a brand new Point and Click adventure…this one’s a surprise so I won’t say anymore!

2. Jack Van Cell will be returning to reveal the secrets of the Stingers in late November.

3. Finally Bowja 3 will be coming towards the end of the year….. a Christmas present for all of ya!

MEANWHILE, ENJOY ALL THE GAMES BELOW!!!! See you guys soon!!!

THERE WILL ONLY BE 3 POSTS A WEEK UNTIL OCTOBER THE 13th!

Robin Vencel

(18 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Rocket Car

I wish I had a rocket car! This is a fun little puzzle game in which I feel like David Hasselhoff in Night Rider! Not really because K.I.T.T.  was a rocket car…but because the HOFF is cool!

I mean with hits like ‘Jump in my Car’ and his stunning appearance in the Spongebob movie, who could really top his coolness

(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

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Treasure In the Dark

This is a prime example of someone not thinking their plan through thoroughly! I mean if you’re gonna search for treasure aren’t you at least gonna grab a torch?? Hmmnnn….some people ey? Anyway…this game is actually quite challenging. You’d think you’d be able to make your way back every time with that grid and all, but NOOOOO!!! Well at least if you’re anything like me you won’t……:)

(26 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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Journeys of Reemus: Ch.1

Well the sexy Reemus and his buddy are back, and better then ever…..the game is a little buggy so expect to get stuck at some point, which is a downer, but it’s a great looking point and click and hats off to Zeebarf for creating it!

GIVE IT A GO!

(40 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Monkey ‘n’ Bannanas

I couldn’t resist posting this little minigame cos it’s just so darn cute!!!

See how many bannanas you can steal from the big gorilla in the given time-limit without it seeing you…because if it spots you it will knock you out! Smash you! KILL YOU EVEN! hmmnnn… maybe not the last one……

Monkeys are great aren’t they? They’re kinda like kids but cuter! I know, I know! I get told of for saying stuff like that but it’s true!!! Puppies also!! and kittens!! I’d much rather pat a puppy then a baby….mind you you wouldn’t really wanna pat a baby with that undeveloped skull and all…..see that’s my point! Babies are SCARY!!!!

(33 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)

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Gamma Bros

Yet another oldie! The great thing about Pixeljam games is that they always transport you back in time to the wonderful 80’s. A time when some pretty interesting plot lines made their way into what have become some classic movies…On particular movie I think of whilst playing Gamma Bros is the 1984 classic ‘The Last Starfighter’. A great movie where a video gaming boy named Alex Rogan manages to get himself recruited as a gunner for an alien defense force by completing a video game! So go for it guys! Maybe if you complete Gamma Bros you’ll get a knock on the door…

I haven’t been able to complete the game myself yet so I still have to find out if I’ve got what it takes to be ‘The Last Starfighter!’

Here’s the movie poster if you haven’t seen it!

(83 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

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The Junk Yard

Ok let’s face it kids…considering the path you’re taking through life, that is spending most of your free time playing flash games, you’re most likely gonna end up working at a junk yard… and that’s if you’re lucky! So you might as well practice with this game so you get good at your future job!

(Ahhhh. I’m just kidding by the way I know you can do anything that you set your mind to…..I mean look at me…long ago I decided to set my goals high and I’m on my way to accomplishing my dream of being a full time bum! )

SO go ahead!!!

(34 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)

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Sand Storm

I haven’t played a top down car game that controls this nicely for awhile. While this game lacks some of the features that other racing games have, like purchasing different vehicles, buying specific power-ups or choosing different modes of racing….it is still probably my favorite top down racer!

So put on your eye goggles….you wouldn’t want to get dust or a scorpion in your eye!….. and take a trip to Sahara, where the sky is blue, the sand is a yellowish sort of color,  kind of like a pale banana, you know the color I’m trying to describe..I mean it’s not really bright yellow, it has a little brown in it…hmmnn…..maybe a hint or orange in places….yeah that’s it……………………………yeah……ok..I’m going now

By the way!…..Do you guys remember Super Cars on the c64??? That was one great game wasn’t it? One of my favorites!!

Enjoy a screenshot!

(131 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

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JVC Stinger Sniper Dress Up - by Zatchouli (A FAN!)

Somewhere among the emails suggesting that I should englarge certain parts of my body……forwarded to me by my girlfriend….hmmnn…strange there’s sometimes very nice emails from people who have really enjoyed the games I create. One particular and very clever fan sent me this as he really enjoyed playing Jack Van Cell - Stinger Sniper.

It’s a dress up game by Zatchouli, a 14 year old dude from France! Just in case you wanted to see what Jack looks like in a Stingers suit or a bright yellow fluorescent leotard, well NOW YOU CAN!! It’s always great to get someone going to this much trouble to show their appreciation for my work

THANK YOU VERY MUCH  Zatchouli!

(32 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)

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Sprout

This is another oldie but a goodie! It’s a very odd idea to me…..it’s basically a point and click but all you do is sprout into different things as you continue through the story.

Hmmmnnnn…. I feel like doing some gardening now after all the sprouting I see in this game…maybe I’ll grow me a big potato….or maybe not….I mean I tried it before, it takes so long before anything grows! Last time I planted a seed I sat there for months, bored as hell, staring at it, waiting for something to happen. Come to think of it, that’s kinda like watching ‘LOST’ the TV series (the sitting and waiting that is…) I mean I’m not saying that they do a lot of gardening on the Island, but maybe they should, that way they’d have something to eat….hmmnnn…..FASCINATING!!!

(36 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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