Army of Destruction

This game is a fun for a five minute break! It has suicide bombers which are a pain in the bum (aren’t they always?)  bikers and more! So give it a go….if you haven’t already…..otherwise I guess just stare at the wall for five minutes and then go back to pretending to work!

(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

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Jump Cat

You’re a jumping kitty that goes meow every time you hit something! Sadly you’ve only got 3 lives…not 9, like you’re supposed to!

It seems there’s isn’t a huge amount of games where you get to be cat…. the one I particularly remember is Alley Cat of c64!! I remember I had it on tape, on a compilation with other games like Dropzone and some really crappy boxing game that I can’t remember the name of!

Here’s a screenshot if you haven’t played it!

(137 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)

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Space Station Jason

A fun little plat-former where you help Jason collect all his lost cargo!

I don’t know why but every game that has a funny looking character in space reminds me of ‘Roger Wilco’! Those were some good games weren’t they?

My favourites were the earlier ones with the funny graphics, back when the PC speaker pleased us with it’s screeching dolphin like musical notes and sound effects!

Here’s a screenshot

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(113 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)

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Intrusion

A great shooter where you get to venture through 5 levels of snowy mountains. So put on those thermals, chuck on those gloves, and wrap that scarf around a little tighter so it doesn’t constantly flop around when you make every single jump…..I mean come on!!!! Didn’t they teach you anything at the super spy academy???? What if it gets stuck in a door? Or some machinery? OR WHAT IF A PENGUIN GRABS A HOLD OF IT???? HUH DID YOU THINK OF THAT?????

(34 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Monster Basement

This is one cool point and click! Some scary stuff playing this all by yourself, at night, with no lights on, stuck in a coffin, bound and gagged, no power, no water to drink, no food to eat!!!!

Well a few of those are just ridiculous…especially the one with no power??? I mean how would you run your computer inside your coffin??? Bet you didn’t think of that!!!

(31 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)

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Head Defence

This game is like when we played soccer as kids! But instead of bombs they were rocks thrown at us by the gypsy kids in our neighbourhood…..hmmnnn good times

This is a fun little short game! It sometimes gets really frustrating and I just wanna beat up the computer character, he just keeps shoving me!!!

Oh well I have to remember it’s just fun…..I can’t take it too seriously….I’ll just take my medication as the doctor prescribed……yeah much better….I feel like a weight has lifted of me…Ok let’s try again…………………………………………(five minutes later….) F($#)($*)CCK*%**NG!!! B#FHEH*#ST#@#*RD!!!! C())$%*()@#(CK$#@*(*SU%#*(%*(CK$($*(R!!

(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)

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Golden Arrow

This is one for a five minute break! I still cannot seem to get the GOLD medal…All this time I’ve been using my Girlie name (’Robin’) as a cool comparison to that dude in tights…. ‘Robin Hood’, whilst trying to get away from the comparison to another, but ‘kinda gay’ dude in tights….’Robin’ of Batman and Robin….

After playing this I realize that I don’t deserve to be compared to Robin Hood as I simply SUCK at shooting a bow!!!! So I guess I’m off to the Batcave…..

(17 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)

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Lawnmover Adventure

There is rarely ever a game that is so terribly bad that it is actually GOOD!

This game is one of those rare gems that you need to play! It doesn’t take long…and I think even a monkey with a lobotomy could do it… so please do try to get to the end…as I think the game needs to be completed to really be appreciated in it’s entirerity!

(29 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)

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Filler

If you enjoy playing with big balls then this one’s for you!!! The further you go the more bouncing balls appear and the more annoying  (sorry I meant…’challenging’….the game gets

This is also good practice if you’re intending to perform as a clown at a kids birthday party. Pretend the circles you create are the balloons you’re blowing up and the small circles are the hyperactive kids wanting to pop them

I’m sure most people played this by now but if you haven’t then definitely give it a go!!!

(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)

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Rocket Car

I wish I had a rocket car! This is a fun little puzzle game in which I feel like David Hasselhoff in Night Rider! Not really because K.I.T.T.  was a rocket car…but because the HOFF is cool!

I mean with hits like ‘Jump in my Car’ and his stunning appearance in the Spongebob movie, who could really top his coolness

(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

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Treasure In the Dark

This is a prime example of someone not thinking their plan through thoroughly! I mean if you’re gonna search for treasure aren’t you at least gonna grab a torch?? Hmmnnn….some people ey? Anyway…this game is actually quite challenging. You’d think you’d be able to make your way back every time with that grid and all, but NOOOOO!!! Well at least if you’re anything like me you won’t……:)

(26 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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Journeys of Reemus: Ch.1

Well the sexy Reemus and his buddy are back, and better then ever…..the game is a little buggy so expect to get stuck at some point, which is a downer, but it’s a great looking point and click and hats off to Zeebarf for creating it!

GIVE IT A GO!

(40 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Monkey ‘n’ Bannanas

I couldn’t resist posting this little minigame cos it’s just so darn cute!!!

See how many bannanas you can steal from the big gorilla in the given time-limit without it seeing you…because if it spots you it will knock you out! Smash you! KILL YOU EVEN! hmmnnn… maybe not the last one……

Monkeys are great aren’t they? They’re kinda like kids but cuter! I know, I know! I get told of for saying stuff like that but it’s true!!! Puppies also!! and kittens!! I’d much rather pat a puppy then a baby….mind you you wouldn’t really wanna pat a baby with that undeveloped skull and all…..see that’s my point! Babies are SCARY!!!!

(33 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)

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Gamma Bros

Yet another oldie! The great thing about Pixeljam games is that they always transport you back in time to the wonderful 80’s. A time when some pretty interesting plot lines made their way into what have become some classic movies…On particular movie I think of whilst playing Gamma Bros is the 1984 classic ‘The Last Starfighter’. A great movie where a video gaming boy named Alex Rogan manages to get himself recruited as a gunner for an alien defense force by completing a video game! So go for it guys! Maybe if you complete Gamma Bros you’ll get a knock on the door…

I haven’t been able to complete the game myself yet so I still have to find out if I’ve got what it takes to be ‘The Last Starfighter!’

Here’s the movie poster if you haven’t seen it!

(83 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

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The Junk Yard

Ok let’s face it kids…considering the path you’re taking through life, that is spending most of your free time playing flash games, you’re most likely gonna end up working at a junk yard… and that’s if you’re lucky! So you might as well practice with this game so you get good at your future job!

(Ahhhh. I’m just kidding by the way I know you can do anything that you set your mind to…..I mean look at me…long ago I decided to set my goals high and I’m on my way to accomplishing my dream of being a full time bum! )

SO go ahead!!!

(34 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)

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