City Smasher

This is an oldie but a real goodie Do you guys remember Rampage??? Well get ready for some more rampaging with this game….I cannot believe how much fun a person can have smashing cars and buildings….I guess it’s a good thing I’m not any taller as there would be nothing left of my city

Here’s a naustalgic screenshot for all those old gamers to enjoy

(134 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)

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Zombie Slayer

This has to be one of the coolest zombie slaying games I’ve ever played! You get a variety of cool weapons and an ongoing feel of progressing through different scenery which makes it a pleasure to play! Now I just wish there were some real zombies in my back yard so I could test out my slaying skills….I don’t have a chainsaw but I do have a lawnmower!!!!…..not the same… is it??….hmnnnn……well until the zombies come I’ll be practising by mowing the lawn…….

This one’s by Aaron Geisler http://slothproductions.org/

(18 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)

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Make Happy Umbrella Man

Here’s a fun little game you may want to try. It can get a little frustrating, I personally really enjoyed the graphics in this one. It took me several tries to work out what I’m even supposed to be doing, but hey, I guess that’s what happens when you’re too lazy to read the darn instructions and then wonder why stuff that you think should work doesn’t, so you start to get angry and then burst into a kiddie tantrum! ………that’s not what I did….I’m just saying that’s what some people do

This ones by http://www.gamesgames.com

(26 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

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Jump Cat

You’re a jumping kitty that goes meow every time you hit something! Sadly you’ve only got 3 lives…not 9, like you’re supposed to!

It seems there’s isn’t a huge amount of games where you get to be cat…. the one I particularly remember is Alley Cat of c64!! I remember I had it on tape, on a compilation with other games like Dropzone and some really crappy boxing game that I can’t remember the name of!

Here’s a screenshot if you haven’t played it!

(137 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)

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Space Station Jason

A fun little plat-former where you help Jason collect all his lost cargo!

I don’t know why but every game that has a funny looking character in space reminds me of ‘Roger Wilco’! Those were some good games weren’t they?

My favourites were the earlier ones with the funny graphics, back when the PC speaker pleased us with it’s screeching dolphin like musical notes and sound effects!

Here’s a screenshot

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(113 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)

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Intrusion

A great shooter where you get to venture through 5 levels of snowy mountains. So put on those thermals, chuck on those gloves, and wrap that scarf around a little tighter so it doesn’t constantly flop around when you make every single jump…..I mean come on!!!! Didn’t they teach you anything at the super spy academy???? What if it gets stuck in a door? Or some machinery? OR WHAT IF A PENGUIN GRABS A HOLD OF IT???? HUH DID YOU THINK OF THAT?????

(34 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Chronotron

A great idea makes a great game! Robots are always cool so you can’t loose with this one. I wish I could rewind time….maybe I’d rewind time to when I was a kid….when all that mattered was playing computer games and getting cool toys like ROBOTS!!! I remember I always wanted a friend robot….one that would do my homework and play computer games with me….(SO I DIDN’T HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS OK!!!) As I grew up I kept wanting a robot, but my idea of what the robot should look like changed dramatically. In my mind it no longer resembled the 80’s Number 5 from Short Circuit and morphed more into something that resembled Angelina Jolie crossed with Pamela Anderson. My intentions for it’s usage also changed from computer games buddy to……ummnnnn…..other stuff but I’d still let it do my homework hmmmnnnnn  I can only dream…..

(19 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)

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Jack the Fugitive

I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE! I DON’T CARE! ha ha ha. In this game you help Jack find his wife….look…..obviously they had a fight….it was probably over something stupid like he didn’t put the toilet seat down, or answered with a “HELL YEAH” when she asked him if her butt looked too big, she split, probably went to get some groceries or something and now Jack’s gone all gun happy and shoots everyone who gets in his way until he finds her…

So help this maniac find his missus quick!

(25 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)

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Banana Dash World 2

A fun way to kill ten minutes of a boring day! You know…one of those days when you’re so bored that you’ve been picking your nose for an hour and building a small fortress with all the treasures you’ve found up there!

What? …….you don’t do that? Well me neither…..I just heard from a friend of a friend that some people do that

(24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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Cake Quest

This one’s for all ya fatties out there!! You know who you are! Yeah that’s right! You there with the one hand in that bucket of chicken skins with gravy on top….. Hmmnnnnnnn chicken skinnnnsssssss! This game makes me hungry….. it’s really cool and funny, I like the sound you make when you eat too much and then try to jump. That little “UUghhhh”.

You’ll have to use that rusty old brain cell of yours for this one, even though I realize this may be difficult due to your brain being pure lard! But give it a go anyway! I’m off to suck on some chicken skin…….DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!!!

(29 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)

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Elite Forces Pakistan

It’s always fun to shoot stuff and jump around! In this game you get to do all that in Pakistan for some reason…….oh yeah it’s to kill the taliban or something………….hmmnnnnnnn………………GIVE IT A GO

(42 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

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Puzzle Farter

Who wouldn’t like a farting goldfish??  So once you get over the fact that it makes funny farting noises all the time, then you’re left with a very fun and well made action puzzle game! Give it a go!!! (Eating baked beans while playing this game may bring you even closer to the realistic experience )

(28 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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Umbrita

I like this game! It is sadly very short and way too easy but it’s still fun. I like the simplicity and the fact that you feel like you’re progressing and exploring the scenery (even though the look is very simple ). Try it!

(25 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

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Inquisitive Dave

This is a very fun little adventure game! I’d like to call it a point and click as it plays just like one but the problem is there’s nothing to point with as the whole game is actually controled by the keyboard. There’s some platform action in it as well so I guess you can disregard my whole comment (as I’m sure you do anyway…..you read this far??? Why??? Do you actually think I have something good to say??? Hmmnnnnn….. well I’m glad you have faith in my ability so I guess I should finish with something meaningful……..ahhhh…..hhhmmnnn…….argghhhhh….. this…… ahhhhhh…….hmmnnnnn……USE THE FORCE!!!) Yeah……. you really can’t go wrong with a line from that WarStars movie to satisfy all the geeks reading this (HAH!!!…. and I’m sure that last comment is going to annoy those geeks!!!!

(28 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)

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PLATFORM RACING

SOOOOO MUUUCCCHHH FUN!!!!! This is great if you want to play a multi player game.  I like to call myself MR. SNAIL! since I suck at this game I can keep losing and people don’t expect much of me. However…if by some miracle I actually win…. people think my name is COOOOLLLL!!!!

See kids, that’s the way you want to go through life. Set your standards so low that if you fail no one will care……and if you make something of yourself you’ll be the greatest success story ever.

Makes sense doesn’t it??? Aren’t you glad you have my wisdom here to guide you???

(27 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)

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