Retardo and the Iron Golem

Well it’s finally here! Sorry about the delay guys Ok, here’s a brand new Point and Click adventure that’s currently exclusive to www.pencilkids.com (that means you’re one of the first playing this!)

Please let me know what you think…this one took me awhile to finish so I hope you enjoy it!

STORY: Retardo has been sent on a mission by the King of Moronia to destroy the Iron Golem and in return receive the hand of the Princess of Moronia. Help Retardo defeat the Iron Golem in this point and click adventure!

INSTRUCTIONS: Use your mouse to click on objects or locations on the screen and progress through the game.

This one is made all by me, myself and I!!! Robin Vencel www.pencilkids.com

(31 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)

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Orchestrated Death

Ok, putting the killing aside..(which always gets a lot of appreciatiation ) This is actually a very cool idea….I mean you’re death and you’re killing…..so it’s not just pointless killing…..ok…maybe a little pointless….but that’s what makes it so much FUN!!!!!

Ok kids, just remember NOT to actually go out and kill anything/anyone after playing this… or you’ll spoil all our fun! The adults are looking for any excuse these days to cut all your entertainment

(27 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Crow in Hell

This has to be the coolest idea ever!!!! I mean you take a CROW and you put it in HELL!!! That’s like putting a cheerleader in a hot-tub! It definitely beats my Seagull in Shop game idea that somehow never took off…..hmmnnn…..

Anyway…. the simple silhouette graphics of this are just beautiful and fit the theme wonderfully…while the music is also spot on…it’s definitely a stunning game.

This one is by Chris Martin. http://www.gamesfree.ca

The graphics remind me a little of Another World….”What’s Another World?” some of your youngsters may ask…..it’s only one of the best games ever made!!!!

Here’s a screenshot…

(149 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)

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Panda - Tactical Sniper

This is probably one of my personal sniper favorites. The story’s so silly it’s great and the puzzles make it more then just another sniping game. There’s plenty of levels but the game doesn’t take long to complete.

Before you begin though, you need to realize that Panda is a complete idiot! So treat him as that and you should be fine…especially with your amazing sniping skills!

This one is by Rob Donkin, artwork by robotJAM

(20 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)

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Atomik Kaos

Splitting atoms is fun. Just ask Lise Meitner! In this game you get to split atoms so the they in turn break apart other atoms.

This is kind of like a game I used to play back in Czech Rep during it’s communist days. A game I wouldn’t recommend to anyone as it’s very dangerous and it’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye! It was called “Break all the bottles with the shrapnel of a live grenade!” All the kids in the neighborhood used to play this for hours on end……………….oh….I’m just kidding…that never happened…..we didn’t have bottles in those days!!!

This one is by www.vortixgames.com

(17 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)

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Rocket Car

I wish I had a rocket car! This is a fun little puzzle game in which I feel like David Hasselhoff in Night Rider! Not really because K.I.T.T.  was a rocket car…but because the HOFF is cool!

I mean with hits like ‘Jump in my Car’ and his stunning appearance in the Spongebob movie, who could really top his coolness

(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

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Sprout

This is another oldie but a goodie! It’s a very odd idea to me…..it’s basically a point and click but all you do is sprout into different things as you continue through the story.

Hmmmnnnn…. I feel like doing some gardening now after all the sprouting I see in this game…maybe I’ll grow me a big potato….or maybe not….I mean I tried it before, it takes so long before anything grows! Last time I planted a seed I sat there for months, bored as hell, staring at it, waiting for something to happen. Come to think of it, that’s kinda like watching ‘LOST’ the TV series (the sitting and waiting that is…) I mean I’m not saying that they do a lot of gardening on the Island, but maybe they should, that way they’d have something to eat….hmmnnn…..FASCINATING!!!

(36 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Chronotron

A great idea makes a great game! Robots are always cool so you can’t loose with this one. I wish I could rewind time….maybe I’d rewind time to when I was a kid….when all that mattered was playing computer games and getting cool toys like ROBOTS!!! I remember I always wanted a friend robot….one that would do my homework and play computer games with me….(SO I DIDN’T HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS OK!!!) As I grew up I kept wanting a robot, but my idea of what the robot should look like changed dramatically. In my mind it no longer resembled the 80’s Number 5 from Short Circuit and morphed more into something that resembled Angelina Jolie crossed with Pamela Anderson. My intentions for it’s usage also changed from computer games buddy to……ummnnnn…..other stuff but I’d still let it do my homework hmmmnnnnn  I can only dream…..

(19 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)

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BoomBot

BOOOOOMM!!!! He’s so cute isn’t he? Flying all over the place like that with that blood squirting!!!! Ahhhhhhh…… Another game from Ninja Kiwi…..from New Zealand……there’s a lot of Ninja Kiwi’s in NZ actually, yeah……. you have to be careful where you go at night around here as those darn flightless birds can be a menace! With their little nun-chucks and stuff. Last week I almost got a ninja star in my eye at the supermarket! Good thing I have the reflexes of a Koala and the vision of a mole…otherwise I’d be in real trouble!

(21 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)

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Tilt and Roll

Do you guys remember that game where you get like a pack of cards and you lay them out on the table……then you turn over one randomly and you try to match it by picking another card that is the same….and then it’s your mom’s turn but she’s too busy watching TV so you make the move for her and suprisengly she actually does better then you …even though you were in control and you were trying to actually sabotage her move but you messed up and now she’s winning??

Well this game IS NOTHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a simple but fun tilting game where your aim is to land the ball in the hole!

(18 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Cake Quest

This one’s for all ya fatties out there!! You know who you are! Yeah that’s right! You there with the one hand in that bucket of chicken skins with gravy on top….. Hmmnnnnnnn chicken skinnnnsssssss! This game makes me hungry….. it’s really cool and funny, I like the sound you make when you eat too much and then try to jump. That little “UUghhhh”.

You’ll have to use that rusty old brain cell of yours for this one, even though I realize this may be difficult due to your brain being pure lard! But give it a go anyway! I’m off to suck on some chicken skin…….DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!!!

(29 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)

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Helipopter

Here’s a fun little heliPOPter game with over 50 LEVELS!!!!! That’s a lot of levels…..so tell your mom to make a huge bucket of coffee…..get her to drink it…….and then she can start making those hot-dogs!!! cos it’s gonna be a long night if you wanna get through this baby!!!! Ha ha ha

(18 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)

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Heist

By FreeWorldGroup

It’s got the intro of the classic c64 Saboteur 2 and the angle and look of the c64 Vendetta. That’s a great combination to make a great game. So go ahead and steal that very large diamond, but make sure to stash it well before your gilfriend finds it!!! Otherwise no bling bling for you!!!

Hmmnnn… I couln’t help myself and I had to post the legendary pic from Saboteur 2!!!!! Enjoy!!!

(232 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)

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Dui

I can’t believe I missed this game when it came out. It’s a very fun physics game a little like ragdoll cannon! It also feels kind of like playing Jenga….and WE ALL LOVE JENGA!!!! I especially love the face a player makes just before all those blocks crash down on the table. It’s a little like they’re having stroke as half their face drops, their mouth opens letting out drool whilst heir tongue gets in the way as they shout out something like NNIIIIOOOOWWGGHHHEEEZZZHHUUUGGGHH!!!!

Their suddenly uncoordinated arms are thrown forward in hopes of saving the situation, which most of the time cannot be saved. The only thing that happens now is that they end up looking even more retarded as their hands now resemble a couple of rakes holding onto a haystack. Their fingers are spread out wide as Jenga blocks slowly leak out through………hmmnnn……..JENGA………. 

(16 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)

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Duck, think outside the flock

QUACK QUACK!!! This is a great little game where you get thrown into puzzling situations and you have to work out what you’re meant to do without any instructions. Kinda fun I thought, so give it a go!!!

The ducks remind me of the little duck I bathe with (aarrgghhhhh…..hmnnnn….. I mean the one I used to bathe with as a kid………I don’t bathe with any ducks now…that would be ridiculous…I’m a grown man for godsakes!!)

(32 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)

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