Oct 24, 2008
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Crow in Hell
This has to be the coolest idea ever!!!! I mean you take a CROW and you put it in HELL!!! That’s like putting a cheerleader in a hot-tub! It definitely beats my Seagull in Shop game idea that somehow never took off…..hmmnnn…..
Anyway…. the simple silhouette graphics of this are just beautiful and fit the theme wonderfully…while the music is also spot on…it’s definitely a stunning game.
This one is by Chris Martin. http://www.gamesfree.ca
The graphics remind me a little of Another World….”What’s Another World?” some of your youngsters may ask…..it’s only one of the best games ever made!!!!
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Oct 20, 2008
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Kickflip
This is a fun little skating game… I remember I used to skateboard when I was a kid…I had this seventees weird looking board that moved like lighting. Looking back at it I’m kinda suprised it actually held me up as I wasn’t exactly a light kid. The caved in shape of the skateboard and the grinding bearings were really put under some serious stress, I didn’t really pull of the coolest tricks but I still had fun! At least in this game I can do some decent tricks and the board doesn’t cave in when I get off it!
Developed by Stimunation
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Oct 17, 2008
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Atomik Kaos
Splitting atoms is fun. Just ask Lise Meitner! In this game you get to split atoms so the they in turn break apart other atoms.
This is kind of like a game I used to play back in Czech Rep during it’s communist days. A game I wouldn’t recommend to anyone as it’s very dangerous and it’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye! It was called “Break all the bottles with the shrapnel of a live grenade!” All the kids in the neighborhood used to play this for hours on end……………….oh….I’m just kidding…that never happened…..we didn’t have bottles in those days!!!
This one is by www.vortixgames.com
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Oct 16, 2008
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Make Happy Umbrella Man
Here’s a fun little game you may want to try. It can get a little frustrating, I personally really enjoyed the graphics in this one. It took me several tries to work out what I’m even supposed to be doing, but hey, I guess that’s what happens when you’re too lazy to read the darn instructions and then wonder why stuff that you think should work doesn’t, so you start to get angry and then burst into a kiddie tantrum! ………that’s not what I did….I’m just saying that’s what some people do
This ones by http://www.gamesgames.com
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Oct 07, 2008
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Jump Cat
You’re a jumping kitty that goes meow every time you hit something! Sadly you’ve only got 3 lives…not 9, like you’re supposed to!
It seems there’s isn’t a huge amount of games where you get to be cat…. the one I particularly remember is Alley Cat of c64!! I remember I had it on tape, on a compilation with other games like Dropzone and some really crappy boxing game that I can’t remember the name of!
Here’s a screenshot if you haven’t played it!
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Sep 25, 2008
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Head Defence
This game is like when we played soccer as kids! But instead of bombs they were rocks thrown at us by the gypsy kids in our neighbourhood…..hmmnnn good times
This is a fun little short game! It sometimes gets really frustrating and I just wanna beat up the computer character, he just keeps shoving me!!!
Oh well I have to remember it’s just fun…..I can’t take it too seriously….I’ll just take my medication as the doctor prescribed……yeah much better….I feel like a weight has lifted of me…Ok let’s try again…………………………………………(five minutes later….) F($#)($*)CCK*%**NG!!! B#FHEH*#ST#@#*RD!!!! C())$%*()@#(CK$#@*(*SU%#*(%*(CK$($*(R!!
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Sep 22, 2008
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Golden Arrow
This is one for a five minute break! I still cannot seem to get the GOLD medal…All this time I’ve been using my Girlie name (’Robin’) as a cool comparison to that dude in tights…. ‘Robin Hood’, whilst trying to get away from the comparison to another, but ‘kinda gay’ dude in tights….’Robin’ of Batman and Robin….
After playing this I realize that I don’t deserve to be compared to Robin Hood as I simply SUCK at shooting a bow!!!! So I guess I’m off to the Batcave….. 
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Sep 15, 2008
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Filler
If you enjoy playing with big balls then this one’s for you!!! The further you go the more bouncing balls appear and the more annoying (sorry I meant…’challenging’….the game gets
This is also good practice if you’re intending to perform as a clown at a kids birthday party. Pretend the circles you create are the balloons you’re blowing up and the small circles are the hyperactive kids wanting to pop them
I’m sure most people played this by now but if you haven’t then definitely give it a go!!!
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Sep 12, 2008
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Rocket Car
I wish I had a rocket car! This is a fun little puzzle game in which I feel like David Hasselhoff in Night Rider! Not really because K.I.T.T. was a rocket car…but because the HOFF is cool!
I mean with hits like ‘Jump in my Car’ and his stunning appearance in the Spongebob movie, who could really top his coolness
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Sep 11, 2008
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Treasure In the Dark
This is a prime example of someone not thinking their plan through thoroughly! I mean if you’re gonna search for treasure aren’t you at least gonna grab a torch?? Hmmnnn….some people ey? Anyway…this game is actually quite challenging. You’d think you’d be able to make your way back every time with that grid and all, but NOOOOO!!! Well at least if you’re anything like me you won’t……:)
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Sep 09, 2008
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Monkey ‘n’ Bannanas
I couldn’t resist posting this little minigame cos it’s just so darn cute!!!
See how many bannanas you can steal from the big gorilla in the given time-limit without it seeing you…because if it spots you it will knock you out! Smash you! KILL YOU EVEN! hmmnnn… maybe not the last one……
Monkeys are great aren’t they? They’re kinda like kids but cuter! I know, I know! I get told of for saying stuff like that but it’s true!!! Puppies also!! and kittens!! I’d much rather pat a puppy then a baby….mind you you wouldn’t really wanna pat a baby with that undeveloped skull and all…..see that’s my point! Babies are SCARY!!!!
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Sep 08, 2008
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The Junk Yard
Ok let’s face it kids…considering the path you’re taking through life, that is spending most of your free time playing flash games, you’re most likely gonna end up working at a junk yard… and that’s if you’re lucky! So you might as well practice with this game so you get good at your future job!
(Ahhhh. I’m just kidding by the way I know you can do anything that you set your mind to…..I mean look at me…long ago I decided to set my goals high and I’m on my way to accomplishing my dream of being a full time bum! )
SO go ahead!!!
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Aug 28, 2008
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Banana Dash World 2
A fun way to kill ten minutes of a boring day! You know…one of those days when you’re so bored that you’ve been picking your nose for an hour and building a small fortress with all the treasures you’ve found up there!
What? …….you don’t do that? Well me neither…..I just heard from a friend of a friend that some people do that
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Aug 27, 2008
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HyperDrive X
After failing level one for the seventy first time I started to wonder if maybe I was doing something wrong. On my hundred and twenty first try I decided to read the instructions
The trick with this one is to fly through the correct shapes which give you the fast speed!……
Give it a go!
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Aug 26, 2008
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Detonate 2
BOOOOOOMMM!!!! Is what this game would say if it could talk!
Hmmmnnn…that is possibly the gayest intro I’ve ever written to a game review…Oh oh! Darn it! Now you’re probably gonna search through my posts and bring out all the other, even worse intros that I’ve written……oohhhhh how do I save myself now…I have to finish with a really clever outro…..
LISTEN TO THIS KIDS: BOMBS DON’T KILL! PEOPLE KILL!
Hmmmnnn…..Well that’s not really true…when a bomb goes off accidentally then it kills….or if a bomb is designed to have artificial intelligence, then it could also have the ability to potentially kill if it had the desire to do so…..hmmnnnnn……Mind Boggling Topics! You won’t find this level of quality anywhere else folks! Only here at www.pencilkids.com (Tell your friends!)
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(149 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)